FOUR REACTIONS TO HURRICANE SANDY:
FOUR REACTIONS TO HURRICANE SANDY:
1. THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS FUNDAMENTALIST: "This hurricane is clearly God's judgment against sin! It's no accident it slammed the Jersey Shore where they produced that decadent sinful show..."
2. THE POLITICIAN: "Why did this have to happen right when we were gaining political momentum in the polls? Now we have to cancel our rallies in swing states for a few days?"
3. THE SCIENTIST: "Our barometer miscalculated the meteorological impact by a tenth of a percent."
4. THE LITTLE BOY: "Wow, Mom, I'm soo scared, but this storm is soooo cool. it's like a big bad water-monster. Woohoo, look at those cars floating like boats...I hope no one is hurt. Please God protect everybody and help them. Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Yay, school's cancelled. Mom, can Ricky stay overnight and play Monopoly with me? Pretty-please, since there's no school?"
1. THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS FUNDAMENTALIST: "This hurricane is clearly God's judgment against sin! It's no accident it slammed the Jersey Shore where they produced that decadent sinful show..."
2. THE POLITICIAN: "Why did this have to happen right when we were gaining political momentum in the polls? Now we have to cancel our rallies in swing states for a few days?"
3. THE SCIENTIST: "Our barometer miscalculated the meteorological impact by a tenth of a percent."
4. THE LITTLE BOY: "Wow, Mom, I'm soo scared, but this storm is soooo cool. it's like a big bad water-monster. Woohoo, look at those cars floating like boats...I hope no one is hurt. Please God protect everybody and help them. Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Yay, school's cancelled. Mom, can Ricky stay overnight and play Monopoly with me? Pretty-please, since there's no school?"
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